Dead Guys and Other People We Don't Know

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" 'Why aren't you afraid of them, Azriel?' Marduk asked me in a confidential breath.
'Should I be, my Lord? First of all I am with you, and second of all I am Hebrew. They are not my gods.' "

--Servant of the Bones
(not as funny out of context)

"Everything worth living for is there in his eyes..."

--"In His Eyes" Jekyll and Hyde

"I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed, good food, very fresh milk and butter, flowers in front of my window and a few pretty trees by my door. And should the good Lord wish to make me really happy, he would allow me the pleasure of seeing about six or seven of my enemies hanged upon those trees."

--Heinrich Heine

Sanity is vastly overrated.

All who wander are not lost.

If you don't have a destination - you can't get lost.

Fireworks and Karate Supplies.

--some sign on I-90

For best results, remove cap.

--Easy Cheese bottle

"God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur."
"Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the earth."

--Dr. Malcom and Ellie "Jurassic Park"

"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."

--Zall' 2nd Law

"Dave, my mind is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!"

--Stanley Kubrick

"Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul. DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES."

--"Shiver My Timbers"

"Spot. This is down. Down is good."

--Data

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Carpe jugulum

--sieze the neck

"I love him, but only on my own..."

--"On My Own" Les Miserables

"My body aches to breathe your breath, your words keep me alive..."

--Sarah McLachlan "Posession"

"The very least you can do in your life is to figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope. What I want is so simple I almost can't say it: ELEMENTARY KINDNESS. Enough to eat, enough to go around. The possibility that kids might one day grow up to be neither the destroyers nor the destroyed."

--Barbara Kingsolver

"It means, buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy. Cause Kansas, is goin' bye-bye."

--Cypher "The Matrix"

"What are trying to tell me - that I can dodge bullets?"
"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you, that when you're ready, you won't have to."

--Neo and Morpheus

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius: commander of the armies of the North, general of the Feliz legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in thi life or the next."

--Maximus "Gladiator"

"I'm fucking tired and I'm saying goodbye!!"

--Gravity Kills "Goodbye"

"Can I cook or can't I?"

--ST:2

"According to the Bible, Earth was created in six days. But watch out! Here comes Genesis! We'll do it for you in six minutes!"

--Bones "ST:2"

"Excuse me. I'd just like to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?"

--Kirk

"My my this here Anakin guy; Maybe Vader someday later; Now he's just a small fry; He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye; Sayin' Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi; Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."

--Weird Al

"Stardom - crash. Come back - flame out. All you need is a drug overdose and you can sell out Carnegie Hall."

--"Everything's Ducky"

"I'm not here to be a curiosity, Agent Dogget. I'm here to work."

--Agent Scully

"Doesn't really matter what the eyes is seeing; Cause I'm in love with the inner being; And it doesn't really matter what they believe; What matters to me is you're in love with me."

--"Doesn't Really Matter"

"I try to say goobye and I choke; I try to walk away and I stumble; Though I try to hide it, it's clear; My world crumbles when you are not near."

--"I Try"

"Who wrote this stuff?"

--Tom Paris

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.